Cartoons!
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Cartoons... Jokes.... Funny Stuff...
Laughter is good medicine, yes?
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TAX REBATE CHECKS EXPLAINED Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? A. Shut up. (Thanks to Michele and Sharon) =========================================================
QUOTES WE LIKE, cont'd...
“Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance,
And toss them on the wheels of Chance.” - Juvenal Roman poet & satirist (55 AD - 127 AD) (Found in Access, Edition 168, August 2008, the education eNewsletter by Larry Hughes)
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QUOTES WE LIKE, cont'd... As I creep closer to the tomb, the less I care who sleeps with whom.
- Evelyn Underhill, English author, 1875-1941 (Thanks to Gordon's mom and found in an old issue of SCPA eNews...) =========================================================
Aug.1, 2008 update: more Dan Collins cartoons on the way!
  Dan Collins has teeshirts, giclee digital prints, notecards... For info, go to Dan's: http://www.dancollinscartoons.com
(Thanks for sharing these with us, Dan!)  =========================================================
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Should we reveal this?
People have all kinds of reasons to vote Republican.
Some clear, cold facts the reasons they vote Republican.
SEE & HEAR (and share!): http://imvotingrepublican.com/ ========================================================= An anonymous wandering internet source brings us the following important update... Regarding the
GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY
The library, now in the planning stages, will include:
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has yet been able to find. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. The Tax Cut Room with entry restricted only to the wealthy. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet. The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty, but very warm. The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. The Decider Room complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws. Additionally, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments. Admission: Republicans - free; Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros.
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